Ya know, in the internet era, SPAM is an unavoidable nuisance. Sometimes, you just have to make the best of it. Sometimes, sadly, I quite enjoy reading the messages that attempt to bypass baysian filtering by adding real sentences, though out of order and pulled from various sources. I like to call these SPAM Haikus.
Here are a few examples. I think I may post these on a regular basis.
Said the king
Said the king. 'truth rides abroad in shapeless on his way
downstairs, hercule poirot was intercepted seyton, and i
also am an have your parents been in a piece of butter,
shaking it well together who had longed, in his early life,
for the opportunity plantations of olive trees, planted
by his troops, again. And now lets see which of us can touch
if you marry odious people, i will have done with if only
you'd all be quiet. At last, after some made no concealment
of his business, it was possible the circumstance is related
by him with a force blow to richard. It took him some months
to rally but now they had ridden back into the brush and
maudie making appointment trocadero following is for pedro
lopez, the king of them all, that.
See my tiny
SEE MY TINY,,SEE MY TINY,.
we are doing it and I am talking to you,living together our love was very strong.,we are doing it and I am talking to you.
Scarlet Head Follows
Scarlet head follows, shouting that he must go is vorbei.
it ain't no use crying over sour milk, into a semidazed
state gradually descends to low blue shades, almost losing
itself in the sky. Thus far preserved us. He will still
find the wall at the foot of the hill a row of niches can
is also a persian postal service of some sort, and skirting
large pools of water, crossed a tiny the rural guard seized
him by the collar. Monsieur if it can go forty we are safe
enough, replied there were times, she had to admit as the
years effect. I couldnt have played the hand better spends
his torpid existence in a perpetual state of africa. To
the editor of the journal of trade, volcanic blocks, similar
to those we had found.
Sexual Assitance
You do not have to consult their doctor to get the sexual assistance that you need.
Not so much a Haiku as it is good advice